You want to be sexier. I can help.

You've seen it on the stickers, my station, and even my website, now YOU can own your very own copy of the same design I've been beating you over the head with the last few months!!!

 (Tee shirt is also available in a light grey that won't show your pit stains quite so fast.)


Also, winter is coming.  You should probably also buy the hoodie so you don't freeze to death.

I'm just trying to think of your well-being.  You'll thank me for this one day.


(These are all on really soft American Apparel shirts, by the way.  Very soft.  Luxurious, even.)

OWN THIS.